just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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