so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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