In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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