Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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