now i know why i became what i already was.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
two words...techno handjob
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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