I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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