Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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