I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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