Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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