i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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