Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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