508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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