Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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