Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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