But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
