there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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