So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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