Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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