The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he fucked my hip out of place.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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