I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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