and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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