evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
wow bdsm is so cute
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