okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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