Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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