Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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