I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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