i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'd cum for enchiladas.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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