It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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