"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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