Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's blow job season.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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