My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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