OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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