My brain says no but my pants say off.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
