Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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