she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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