i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
