We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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