apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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