you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
