And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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