just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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