Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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