I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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