Already got asked if we're dating
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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