I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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