508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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