READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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