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ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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