Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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