you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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