Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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