Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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