he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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