its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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