I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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