with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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